I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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