Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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