Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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