Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
there is glitter all over my balls
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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