I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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