how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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