pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We don't watch enough power rangers
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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