I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
time to smoke my breakfast
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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