This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
