We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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