hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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