This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He did a backflip because drugs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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