Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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