Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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