she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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