just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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