I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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