just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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