we're chasing vodka with high fives
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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