man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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