CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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