maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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