Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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