I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It's blow job season.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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