these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Oh Jesus.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just pee around me
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
