I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Randomize
