The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
did you just send me my own nude
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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