They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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