Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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