so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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