1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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