Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Boobs speak an international language.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
