Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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