just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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