I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize
