nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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