she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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