you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't put those talents on a resume
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
