just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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