Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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