I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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