I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Randomize
