He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
