My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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