I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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