Me too!
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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