You work out of a Hotel?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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