You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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