Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dear god my vagina.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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