She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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