She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize
