dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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