People in love make me want to vomit
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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