I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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