so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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