Nicole vs. Life
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
well you can't waste a boner
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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