i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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