This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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