Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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