His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
