Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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